“The Tables Have Turned:” A Deeper Look At Survivor Game Changers Episode 4

Survivor Archetype (Coffee) Drinking Game

Since Surviving Tribal is for the children, let’s imagine we’re playing the Survivor Archetype Drinking Game with one of Jeff’s cisterns of coffee given to the winners of this week’s Reward Challenge.

(Quick side note: Isn’t coffee the last thing you’d want after being on the island for ten days? Your body has been purged of all widely consumed toxins — refined sugar, caffeine — and all you’ve had to eat the whole time is rice boiled in suspect spring water and coconuts. Coffee will go right through their systems like a hot knife through butter. Probst: for the love of all that is holy, don’t give the Survivor Game Changers players coffee; give them Imodium.)

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Here are the rules:

• Drink a coffee when a castaway refers to Sandra as “The Queen”
• Drink a second coffee if it’s Sandra who calls herself “The Queen”
• Drink a shot of coffee when Ozzy implies his provider role makes him indispensable to his tribe
• Drink five coffees when Ozzy’s provider role proves to once again be utterly dispensable to his tribe
• Drink a shot of coffee J.T. says that Sandra winning twice makes her a target, forgetting that he’s won before, too
• Drink a coffee when you find yourself falling for the Troyzan/Brad “Redeemed Villain” edit
• Drink a coffee when anything Hali says results in attention being drawn to her legal background
• Take an Imodium every time Probst says anything to the effect of “The game… has really… changed”