Debbie Wanner beefed with Brad Culpepper, J.T. Thomas faced off against the rest of his tribe; Survivor Game Changers episode 5 got Survivor players tweeting.
Good lord did Survivor Game Changers ever step it up in episode 5. With the brutal twist that sent Malcolm Freberg packing last time, it started a slow march towards an inevitable crash and burn. The drama was so palpable that former Survivor players couldn’t help themselves but share their brutally hot takes. We’re calling this the “Malcolm throws shade for 60 minutes special.”
The fallout for J.T. Thomas came swift, but retribution came even quicker. Within minutes, J.T. was on the beach searching for an idol, found a clue, then went straight to where the idol was, dug it up, and put himself in a position of stealthy power. There’s no way he could mess that up, right?
Awwww, all the angry people back at camp warm my heart #Survivor
— Malcolm Freberg (@MalcolmWHW) March 30, 2017
Oh, JT. No one believes you for one second. #Survivor #worstliarever
— Eliza Orlins (@elizaorlins) March 30, 2017
"JT's hands are all over this" ! Hell hath no fury like the queen!! @SandraDTwine #SurvivorGameChangers
— Teresa Cooper/T-Bird (@tbirdcooper) March 30, 2017
What how is that possible! Unbelievable he found it #SURVIVOR #idol #
— Carolyn Rivera 💕 (@MamaC_14) March 30, 2017
I wonder if JT will wrap that idol in a note and hand it over to culpepper 😂
— Alexis Maxwell (@alexis_maxwell) March 30, 2017
The reward challenge this week included a lot of ball balancing, walking on narrow surfaces, and solving a slide puzzle. Debbie and Brad’s blowup starts here, but not before people relish in the opportunity to with peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, milk and cookies.
MILK!!!! #SurvivorGameChangers
— Will Wahl (@window2wahl) March 30, 2017
Ooh I like seeing the conversation about who is doing what. Debbie says she has good balance. Will she be proven right? #Survivor
— Eliza Orlins (@elizaorlins) March 30, 2017
**Michaela throws the bag down**
— Figgy (@hashtagfiggy) March 30, 2017
JT: "What the hell" 😂😂😂 #SurvivorGameChangers
PB&J? Hah. By this time the next day I was loaded on Snickers and cheap vodka. Jokes on you fools #Survivor
— Malcolm Freberg (@MalcolmWHW) March 30, 2017
Debbie: i'm good with balance😫😂 #SurvivorGameChangers #Survivor pic.twitter.com/YXEOpUCoty
— Brice Izyah (@BriceIzyah) March 30, 2017
Why yes @hali_ford and I did share the same bow, thanks for asking. #SurvivorGameChangers pic.twitter.com/HKBNKPj4Qn
— Sunday Burquest (@sundaysurvivor) March 30, 2017
(Side note; the editors including a flashback immediately after Debbie contradicts herself places the show in an entirely new realm. It’s a bit suspicious.)
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Back at Tavua, while everyone’s eating sandwiches and gaining strength, Sarah Lucina finally does something as she feels out Troyzan Robertson for a possible alliance. Not knowing he has an idol makes this a welcoming sight for Troyzan.
Oh there's Sarah. I forgot she was on the show #survivor #survivor500
— Gervase Peterson (@SayGerv) March 30, 2017
Yes Sarah! Get after it! #survivor
— Alexis Maxwell (@alexis_maxwell) March 30, 2017
Troyzan must be happy, now having the best hair in the game #Survivor
— Malcolm Freberg (@MalcolmWHW) March 30, 2017
Going into Survivor Game Changers Episode 5, “Dirty Deed,” the Debbie Wanner blowup was hyped to all hell, and boy, did she not disappoint. She got everyone freaked right the hell out!
This is what it'd look like if Trump played #Survivor
— Malcolm Freberg (@MalcolmWHW) March 30, 2017
What is happening rn.... #SurvivorGameChangers
— Will Wahl (@window2wahl) March 30, 2017
Oh my whatttttt. Debbie! Yikes. #survivor
— Alexis Maxwell (@alexis_maxwell) March 30, 2017
Is Debbie doing her Melissa McCarthy/Sean Spicer impression? #SurvivorGameChangers
— Martin Holmes (@RedmondSurvivor) March 30, 2017
Debbie yells she's pissed in a confessional.
— Surviving Tribal (@SurvivingTribal) March 30, 2017
Two minutes later
"I don't get pissed." *does more pushups*#SurvivorGameChangers #Survivor
Back at Nuku, J.T. Thomas suddenly finds Michaela Bradshaw annoying because she wants a bit of coffee and more sugar. Honestly, it’s just J.T. trying to get Michaela out, and Sandra Diaz-Twine decides to stir the pot by stealing the rest of the sugar to throw heat between the two.
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J.T. and Michaela got in it, but very passive aggressively. Honestly, J.T. was a bit brash and condescending in his manner.
Hell hath no fury like Sandra Diaz F**king Twine #Survivor
— Malcolm Freberg (@MalcolmWHW) March 30, 2017
@SandraDTwine you are so bad! Hahah
— Candice Cody, MD (@CandiceCodyMD) March 30, 2017
JT says @TheMichaelaB losing her mind! Think we got a few starting to lose it...for real! #SurvivorGameChangers
— Teresa Cooper/T-Bird (@tbirdcooper) March 30, 2017
This is a strange episode of #survivor It feels like everyone is losing it.
— Michele Fitzgerald (@meeshfitz) March 30, 2017
Tai Trang, knowing that another idol is back in the game, goes and finds a clue to the next one. This will require hidden messages placed in water, but it’s clear that he’s got a nose for clues.
DAMN TAI!!!! He's going to find enough idols for himself AND all his chicken friends #SurvivorGameChangers pic.twitter.com/CxwrAhxExB
— Figgy (@hashtagfiggy) March 30, 2017
It seems like there are #idols in every tree !! #SurvivorGameChangers
— Teresa Cooper/T-Bird (@tbirdcooper) March 30, 2017
This leads us to the immunity challenge, where two tribes will, thankfully, escape tribal council. Debbie is still pissed at Brad Culpepper for taking control of the group, and she makes it clear that when he picks Hali to do the balance portion (a section Debbie utterly failed at last time), she’s still angry. Despite Mana winning alongside Tavua, Debbie cannot quit blasting off her tribe.
@survivorcbs Debbie has lost every marble in the bag #wtf
— John Cody, MD (@JPCodyMD) March 30, 2017
Damn Debbie I'm a shit talker but not to my own team to the other tribes. You have lost it girl! #survivor500
— Gervase Peterson (@SayGerv) March 30, 2017
We don't need Probst to commentate on challenges. Debbie's got this #Survivor
— Malcolm Freberg (@MalcolmWHW) March 30, 2017
Omg I can't get over how much of a nightmare Debbie is. #survivor
— Alexis Maxwell (@alexis_maxwell) March 30, 2017
@survivorcbs Debbie's all like "I'm good at making bronze sculptures" @CandiceCodyMD #SurvivorGameChangers pic.twitter.com/zNXZdgjK2F
— John Cody, MD (@JPCodyMD) March 30, 2017
So proud of @OzzyLusth & @andreaboehlke!! Kicking ASS!! #survivor
— Eliza Orlins (@elizaorlins) March 30, 2017
Debbie spent 20 years as a professional bean bag launcher, but she's sick of defending herself #Survivor
— Malcolm Freberg (@MalcolmWHW) March 30, 2017
Back at camp, J.T. curried favor with his tribe by targeting Michaela. Instead of everyone voting her out, Sandra went to Jeff Varner and Michaela to blindside him, with the possibility that he has an idol fresh in their minds.
Please don't let it be Michaela... or JT or Sandra or Varner or.... ahhhhhh #Survivor
— Will Wahl (@window2wahl) March 30, 2017
I hope Michaela doesn't go home over some damn sugar 😒
— 👑ᗪᗩᖇᑎEᒪᒪ👑 (@KingDarnell_32) March 30, 2017
When you stir up the drama... #Survivor pic.twitter.com/rrxoCwzVG0
— SURVIVOR (@survivorcbs) March 30, 2017
OH. MY. GOD. SANDRA. LOOKING AT THE CAMERA!! What is this, the Office??! I love it so much. #Survivor
— Eliza Orlins (@elizaorlins) March 30, 2017
Her face Priceless!! Love me some @SandraDTwine #LaReina @survivorcbs
— Jessie Camacho (@jessiecamacho) March 30, 2017
At tribal council, Survivor Game Changers turned into Survivor Sugargate, as Michaela and J.T. came to a head over sugar. J.T. treated Michaela like she needed to be babysat, and surprisingly, Aubry Bracco was on board with the vote. I don’t understand why we haven’t seen much of Aubry’s perspective this season, but she clearly was left out on this vote.
Nothing worse than being blamed for something you DID NOT DO @TheMichaelaB. Smoke & Mirrors #SurvivorGameChangers
— Sunday Burquest (@sundaysurvivor) March 30, 2017
Omg if Varner flips Sandra will lose it.
— Alexis Maxwell (@alexis_maxwell) March 30, 2017
Finally, the votes are in, and J.T. has the opportunity to play an idol. You know, the one he desperately needed two nights ago. Because he was the 4-1 minority on the tribe. Does he play it?
Hubris, take the wheel!
Bush league.
— Max Dawson (@fymaxwell) March 30, 2017
Bahahahahhahahahhaahha. @SandraDTwine Adios dahling.
— Candice Cody, MD (@CandiceCodyMD) March 30, 2017
As the votes begin, Michaela pulls out an all-time Survivor moment by pouring some water into a cup and sipping it like she’s sipping tea.
The tea lizard fanatics were not going to let that moment go!
The Gameplay this season is UNREAL! 😱#survivor #blindside
— Rodney Lavoie Jr. (@rodneylavoiejr) March 30, 2017
@TheMichaelaB yesss ... sip that tea... goodnight JT ☕️🐸 #SurvivorGameChangers #Survivor #SugarNap
— Brice Izyah (@BriceIzyah) March 30, 2017
Watching tribal like... #survivor pic.twitter.com/vA8ypyl91o
— Michele Fitzgerald (@meeshfitz) March 30, 2017
Love how salty the ice in @TheMichaelaB's veins is 😂🌴🌴#Survivor #SurvivorGameChangers
— Jessica Lewis (@jessicalewis89) March 30, 2017
The queen's got a sweet tooth. #survivor @SandraDTwine
— Jeff Varner (@JEFFVARNER) March 30, 2017
"Babysitter." "Honeybun." "Lazy."
— Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi (@theshirin) March 30, 2017
JT runs his "dumbass" mouth while Sandra runs the game.
And I am sipping Michaela's tea. #Survivor pic.twitter.com/ZVMwz4XmH7
We deserved Oscars for those performances. @TheMichaelaB wins best actress with that tea sip at the end.
— Jeff Varner (@JEFFVARNER) March 30, 2017
Survivor Game Changers episode 6, “Vote Early, Vote Often,” airs at 8 p.m. ET next Wednesday. With a player getting exiled, a tribe swap, and a former player returning to camp, we can’t wait to see what players will say next week!