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Which Survivor Player Are You? One Quiz Leads To Interesting Results

ByDaniel George|
Photo: Screen Grab/CBS Entertainment ©2017 CBS Broadcasting, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
Photo: Screen Grab/CBS Entertainment ©2017 CBS Broadcasting, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

The well-intentioned quizmasters out there are trying to give an honest assessment for players to determine which Survivor castaway they are.

There’s no greater time-waster out there than the Buzzfeed quiz. Using the most hypothetical criteria and one author’s suggestions for which people line up with who, it’s the frosting on the social media cake. Yet, there’s something so saccharine about it that has people coming back for more, as a community contributor for Buzzfeed has released aSurvivorplayer quiz that has even players trying over and over.

The “WhichSurvivorSeason 34 Contestant Are You” quizis available here, and the questions are as interesting as the results. “Which animal are you,” “Would you eat a baby goat” (alongside pictures of the players involved in the incident) and “Which job would you like the most” all seem like totally reliable questions that would determine whichSurvivor Game Changersplayer you would likely be!

I got Zeke Smith on my first try, but the answers that got me there were weird, to say the least. Apparently, Zeke is a teacher dolphin that would eat baby goats, playSurvivoragain and again until he wins, a gatherer who would vote out the weakest link first, who tries to be the hero despite villains getting farther in the game, while being great at puzzles.

I’m not entirely sure how much the last question determines the answer, as Zeke Smith is great at puzzles. Some people are taking the quiz over and over again to figure out the optimal results, even if they find themselves unsuccessful.

Related Story: Survivor Game Changers: Ranking All 33 Previous Seasons

“Some people” being

one of the players involved in this season, Malcolm Freberg.

*awkward cough* hey, uh,@Buzzfeed? Your new quiz has me both flattered and confused...pic.twitter.com/g3gNgcQNoI

— Malcolm Freberg (@MalcolmWHW)April 30, 2017

Trying again, because maybe this is like high school and I answered all the questions wrong

— Malcolm Freberg (@MalcolmWHW)April 30, 2017

3 straight Sarahs. Quizzing like a criminal.

— I’m half of the article’s cover photo. I have to be a result, right?

— Malcolm Freberg (@MalcolmWHW)April 30, 2017

Over it. I’ve decided that I am so special, no one can be me — not even me. Which is actually kind of sweet. Thanks@Buzzfeed

— Malcolm Freberg (@MalcolmWHW)April 30, 2017

Next: Survivor Winners: Ranking All 33 Sole Survivors By Season

Again, the link to the quizis right here. Perhaps you should check it out yourself and let us know which of theSurvivor Game Changersplayers you end up getting in the comments section below!

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