Which Survivor Player Are You? One Quiz Leads To Interesting Results

The well-intentioned quizmasters out there are trying to give an honest assessment for players to determine which Survivor castaway they are.

There’s no greater time-waster out there than the Buzzfeed quiz. Using the most hypothetical criteria and one author’s suggestions for which people line up with who, it’s the frosting on the social media cake. Yet, there’s something so saccharine about it that has people coming back for more, as a community contributor for Buzzfeed has released a Survivor player quiz that has even players trying over and over.

The “Which Survivor Season 34 Contestant Are You” quiz is available here, and the questions are as interesting as the results. “Which animal are you,” “Would you eat a baby goat” (alongside pictures of the players involved in the incident) and “Which job would you like the most” all seem like totally reliable questions that would determine which Survivor Game Changers player you would likely be!

I got Zeke Smith on my first try, but the answers that got me there were weird, to say the least. Apparently, Zeke is a teacher dolphin that would eat baby goats, play Survivor again and again until he wins, a gatherer who would vote out the weakest link first, who tries to be the hero despite villains getting farther in the game, while being great at puzzles.

I’m not entirely sure how much the last question determines the answer, as Zeke Smith is great at puzzles. Some people are taking the quiz over and over again to figure out the optimal results, even if they find themselves unsuccessful.

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“Some people” being

one of the players involved in this season, Malcolm Freberg.

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Again, the link to the quiz is right here. Perhaps you should check it out yourself and let us know which of the Survivor Game Changers players you end up getting in the comments section below!