Survivor Island of the Idols episode 13 power rankings: Insurrectile Dysfunction

1. Tommy Sheehan

Here’s another lesson for everybody at home participating in “Teaching Time with Tommy;” he may not be one of the more entertaining characters in the game, but Tommy seems destined to win Survivor: Island of the Idols. He’s been vulnerable twice, and he was just one vote shy of being voted out at the Missy elimination.

However, if he has multiple people who tried to flip on him coming to throw other detractors under the bus, his social game must be the most well-crafted tool in his arsenal. The way that Dean tattled on Noura to Tommy in hopes of joining the cool kids’ table reflects his desire to appease his master and play nice like the good goat that he is within the game.

His only obstacle is Lauren, and he seems intent on blindsiding her at the Final Seven. The only way that Tommy loses is if he pulls some sort of Brad Culpepper or Mike White and blow it all in the final days of the game. If he can sit in at the Final Tribal Council and plead his case with Lauren looking on from the jury, you might as well write the million-dollar check to cash.

Tommy Sheehan is more than likely going to win the game, and no level of reality TV stan fandom is going to reverse that now.